Ever wanted to stuff your face with a burger filled with cotton candy and Cracker Jacks!?!?
Us neither … but a South Carolina minor league baseball team is giving you the opportunity to do it anyway — and it looks as gross as it sounds!!!
(COUNTERPOINT: The person editing this post — a proud junk food-aholic — disagrees and thinks the burger looks BOMB AS HELL!! Put it in my faaaaaaace!!!!!).
Here’s the deal … the Charleston RiverDogs have been doing some awesome things during the COVID-19 pandemic, offering food for their community while also providing meals for the needy.
This week, in an effort to spice up their takeout menu at the ballpark … they concocted a hamburger nobody was asking for — and they seem proud as hell of it.
The burger features a bun, special sauce, an Angus beef patty, a rich slathering of cotton candy … and it’s all topped off with some flavored Cracker Jacks.
Yeah, ew.
(COUNTERPOINT: Inject this straight into my veins!!!!!)
If that somehow intrigues you … the team says it’ll only cost ya $12.99 — and hey, it even comes with truffle fries!!!
We’ll pass on that one … but if you don’t — get the dentist appointment ready STAT!!!
(COUNTERPOINT: A cavity is a small price to pay to taste MANNA FROM HEAVEN).
