An 8-foot robot is getting a lot of attention online … for the wrong reasons.

There’s video of the contraption — AKA Titan — barreling through the International Defense Exhibition in Abu Dhabi last year.

A number of stories have been surfacing that Titan is the bodyguard for the Emir of Bahrain. Not so … Titan is just your typical hired muscle … hired by anyone who wants a cool robot that reportedly delivers some pretty awesome movie quotes.

BTW … Titan really makes the rounds … he was at the BETTA show in London this year — back in January, before the world shut down — where more than 800 tech companies watched it do its thing. We’re guessing Titan’s been put on ice now that conventions are temporarily a thing of the past. By the time they’re back, they’ll need some WD40.