Snoop Dogg says OnlyFans recently came a-knockin’ with a nutso $100 million offer to show off the family jewels, but his wife’s not ready to share his beans or frank with the public … not even for 9 figures!!!

The legendary rap star has been married for 27 years and told his pal Slink Johnson on his “Wake & Bake With Double S Express” podcast that OF had one simple request — “pull that thang out” and the $100 million would be all his!!!

Snoop Dogg reminded Slink that his wife Shante Broadus, who also doubles as his manager, was Black BLACK … and no amount of money would green-light his sexual eruption online.

Still, $100 million’s a ton of pretty pennies and Slink seemed determined to figure out some kinda work-around for Snoop to make the big reveal and get the dough.

But, as of now, Snoop — and Shante — are clear … you won’t be seeing deez!