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HE’S OK!!!!!
Speaking a few hours after the incident, Alvarez told reporters somehow everything checked out fine after a trip to the hospital.
“It was pretty bad,” Alvarez said. “Obviously, it hit me in my private parts. It’s a pain that’s hard to describe.”
“But, thank God I feel much better now. Everything was good in the hospital. Nothing wrong. Nothing bad. Hopefully, I’ll be good in a couple days.”
PHEW!!!!!!!!!!

A Philadelphia Phillies pitcher was hit square in the groin by a 105 mph line drive Thursday … and the ball caught so flush with the guy’s man junk — he needed a cart to leave the field.

Relief pitcher Jose Alvarez was facing Blue Jays outfielder Lourdes Gurriel in the bottom of the 5th — when LG launched a comebacker that found its way straight into Alvarez’s crotch.

Alvarez was able to shake off the pain for long enough to get the out at first … but immediately after, the dude crumpled to the grass, wincing and grabbing his ding dong area.

Jose was down on the field for several minutes … before, eventually, trainers loaded him onto a cart to take him into the locker room.

Unclear the extent of Jose’s injuries … but dude did give a wave on his way off the diamond — a decent sign everything might be all right after all.

But, man. Yikes.

- A word from our sposor -

MLB’S JOSE ALVAREZ TAKES 105 MPH LINE DRIVE TO GROIN… Carted Off Field